What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 03:39
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Sure no problem officer.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
{RING} {RING}
What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
HELLO
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Why do most people care so much about what others think? Are they afraid of society norms?
After a few moments he returns.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.